pussyfemme:

anarchy-kisses:

Gays not knowing strap means gun and straights not knowing strap means strap on has been the funniest miscommunication on the Internet so far

can we get a lesbian gangster movie please so we have a scene where someone asks for a strap and some amusing confusion happens

tattooed-freckles:

I’m not really hard to please, I like neck kisses and pizza.

cake-warrior:

alexisthenedd:

crissle:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

killtheteendream:

this wasn’t even a joke it was a straight-up confession omg

i… had no idea martha could drag.

Never fuck with Martha!!

prison changed her

65:

if you kiss my neck you might as well just take all my clothes off too

finehoney:

not to be thirsty on main but i would love a little kiss on the forehead

wolfman6837:

coral:

I don’t want to lose you.

horrifying:

via weheartit

fmidy:

I could fall asleep w u in my arms rn or we could fuck on a table.

Down for whatever.

sad-plath:

me showing you my romantic side: I wanna go grocery shopping with you

dosesxmimosas:

‪i just want to travel, have good sex & eat good food in every place i go to with the love of my life. ‬